Monthly Archives: September 2013

Blow me, Tinder

I think Tinder is gross for two different reasons: 1. I’ve noticed I’m usually on the toilet when I’m using the app. 2. You’ll have to read all this crap below to understand #2: When I first heard of Tinder … Continue reading

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Tour de Fart

Last weekend my boy Ice-Pick and I ascended upon Fort Collins, Colorado, for Tour de Fat.  In case you didn’t know, Tour de Fat is a bike parade sponsored by New Belgium Brewing Co. to promote cycling and drinking beer.  … Continue reading

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